|B-day!!!!!!!!! (Insert Age Here)
||[Jul. 11th, 2009|12:49 pm]
Its my birthday today!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its so nice be the big...uhhhh wait I forgot how old I was.
Tim->"Uhhhhh I don't feel any different today."
Inner-self->"Its your b-day Tim you should be happy YAY!!"
Tim->"I guess I don't feel any different than last year."
Inner-self->"Happy, happy, happy! WHOOOOOOO you should LOVE life and everything in it!"
Tim->"I look young and I feel ok but its just another age."
Inner-self->"Happy dance.....la la la!"
Tim->"I don't know my state of mind right now. I got all the support from my friends. Its nerves thats what it is."
Inner-self->"You know what Tim? We should go shopping!! YAY!!!!!!!!!"
Tim->"(SIGH) Still single and I don't have a clue on what I need to do right now."
Inner-self->"Bungie jumping sounds good.........most(INSERT AGE HERE) year olds do it all the time"
Tim->"I'm not losing my memory nor losing my patience"
Inner-self->"The strip club!!! Yea boyyyy!! Ass and tig ol biddies"
Tim->"Hummmmm time for a change"
Inner-self->"OOOOOO I got an idea.......massage parlor....yea girls who want to rub you down"
Tim-"I think my inner-self being more a party, fun loving guy than me."
Inner-self->"I loveeee meeee someeeee asssss baby whoooooo girls, girls, girls girls."
Tim->"I hate feeling this way"
Ghetto Tim->"You punk...sell out!!! Stop being a sissy bitch!!! Be a man, a grown one, *igga get cho ass up and doooo something. Is yo birthday mang!!"
Tim->"Ohhhh shit Ghetto Tim is loose......maybe some Jack In The Box should calm him down"
Inner-self->"Its all your fault"
Ghetto Tim->"Anybody got any weed for this old *igga"
Tim->"Okkkkkayyy time for a drink"
Ghetto Tim->"Hells yea *igga get that Henny boy"
Inner-self->"See what you did......now you got him crunk"
Tim->???????? "Crunk??? We still use that word"
Inner-self->"Oh shut up you forgot how old we were?"
Tim->"Wearing Depends don't count"
Ghetto Tim->"Yall winny bitches need to get on some ass mang fa real"
Tim & Inner-self->"Its gonna be a longggg day"